Smashing a Ford GT: A ‘How To’ guide

For those who asked – here’s one potential way 🙂

  1. Stop at traffic light on red
  2. Upon the light turning green, give it a bootful
  3. Rapidly release clutch, causing copious amounts of wheelspin and tire smoke
  4. Proceed to move forward slowly, at a rate of knots inconsistent with rotational rate of rear tires
  5. Enjoy the lulling effect of the rear of the car moving from side to side with increasing frequency
  6. Note with alarm the barrier approaching via the window – the window in the door, that is
  7. Brace for impact as the GT gives the barrier a nudge
  8. Decide that symmetry is important, and clean the other side of the GT out with a telephone pole
  9. Wonder why the CD didn’t skip during the aforementioned pirouettes.