Idealogue

From the ‘5 minutes to five o’clock’ department…
Let the jokes begin…

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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…
Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed [...]

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From a reader:
Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw [...]

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http://www.simpsonizeme.com is the place to do it then.
When my picture has finished processing, I may remember to edit this post and include it.
If I remember that is…

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I saw this on our street driving home from the gym.
Yes, that’s a supercharged 5.5 litre, 368kW, 700Nm, V8 Mercedes Benz E55 with an L-Plate on it. One of the 3 fastest sedans in the world – 0-100km/h in 4.5 seconds – with enough torque (that’s the happy juice that makes the car go [...]

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When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go….but could you?
Outside:

Inside:

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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl [...]

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